Saturday, 2 July 2011

Guys I Won't Date

Ever read the book Undateable? Here’s my own list.

Guys I will never ever date (even if I am only virgin woman left on Earth):

Guys who smoke
Guys who dress like gays or hip hop dancers
Guys with body odor
Guys with a wandering eye
Guys with too much hair (anywhere else but the head)
Guys with too little hair (on the head. Umm…the head on top, not the one below)